The former ‘The Only Way Is Essex’ cast member, and her freshly-reconciled boyfriend, Jake McLean, have teamed up to promote Foxy Bingo’s latest product, an adult chocolate body paint called ‘Fur Afters’.
Because truly, when trying to set the mood for a bit of romance, who doesn’t want the image of a giant anthropomorphic fox instilled in their brains, eh?
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Absolutely astounding
The steamy photo-shoot sees The Goodge covering a shirtless Jake in the chocolate paint… although, unfortunately for them, there’s a third wheel.
Yes, trying to get in on the fun, the bingo company’s eponymous mascot, Foxy, can’t help but try and steal a slice of the action, much to the couple’s apparent bemusement.
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Three's a crowd, Foxy
Absolutely stunning, we’re sure you agree.
Speaking about what provoked her to lop her boyfriend’s top off and cover in him in chocolate paint, all in the name of online bingo, Lauren said: “I’ve known Foxy for years, he’s one of my best mates, so I of course said yes. Fur Afters is really tasty too, I love it!”
Just… yeah. We have no words. So here’s another photo of the ridiculousness all playing out.
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Seriously though, why is a bingo company now bringing out a range of body paint? So many questions
Is this... is this a real quote from Jesus? Did Jesus really finish his sentences with 'Love, Jesus', in the style of 'Love, Whitney?' So many questions. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(03 of22)
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Interesting use of capital letters on this one.DISCOVER.SUCCESS.Nice. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(04 of22)
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Yeah, well... we've got acquaintances who act like friends-of-a-friend and second cousins twice removed who act like step-brothers. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
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We like this one because it rhymes. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(06 of22)
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Hmmmm... not sure Malcolm X's qualms were gossip columns talking about his relationship with his ex-boyfriend, Lauren, but we see your point. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(07 of22)
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Note: this is not about Mark Wright. We repeat. Not. About. Mark Wright. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(08 of22)
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A bold claim, we all know The Goodge loves a party. Perhaps there's a glass of Prosecco just out of shot. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(09 of22)
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An important mantra to live by. We're going to start repeating this to ourselves in times of great distress. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(10 of22)
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Apart from 'Titanic'. Obv. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(11 of22)
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There's nothing quite like accompanying an inspirational message with a picture of yourself, is there? (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(12 of22)
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ALSO NOT ABOUT MARK WRIGHT, EVERYONE. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(13 of22)
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We're not sure what we're most confused by, the nonsensical quote, the fact it's paired with a photo of Lauren in a swimming pool, or the seemingly unrelated #LA in the caption.There's a lot going on there. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
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"Yup" (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
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How could she forget the all-important:6. Buy Lauren's Way?Perhaps there wasn't room. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(16 of22)
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The people with 1000 likes might be "lonely as f*ck"... but at least they've got 1000 likes, right? (JOKES, obviously, it's all about real-life connection and forming strong bonds with those around us etc.) (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(17 of22)
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Again, not about any of Lauren's ex-boyfriends, famous or otherwise, whatever would give you that impression? (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(18 of22)
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You know what, Lauren? We believe it. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(19 of22)
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Oh, Lauren. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(20 of22)
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"#thatGirl" (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(21 of22)
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Aaaaaaaaaand there it is. The inevitable Marilyn Monroe quote we all saw coming. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(22 of22)
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She's not wrong. We just trawled through her entire Instagram page looking for quotes, when you should see the state of ours (mostly hungover selfies and heavily-filtered photos of food someone else has made, natch). (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)