Miss Piggy And Kermit The Frog Split: 9 Famous Single Men the Porcine Diva Should Date Now (PICS)
9 Famous Men Miss Piggy Could Date Now She's Single
Daniel Welsh— The Huffington Post UK
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The celebrity world has been rocked by three shock showbiz splits in the past 24 hours, but frankly the one we’re most distraught about is that ‘Muppets’ power couple Miss Piggy and Kermit The Frog have called it a day after over four decades together.
While at first we felt like we just wanted to take to our beds and weep for the rest of the week, we now realise that everyone needs to be strong, for Piggy’s sake. And what she needs is a Beyoncé-heavy iTunes playlist, a night out with the girls (let’s hope Camilla the Chicken has cleared her schedule) and a new haircut, stat.
And then, when she feels good and ready, she needs to think about who she’s going to go out with next.
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The 'Muppets' former couple, during happier times
Obviously for a true diva like Miss Piggy, only the most A-list of A-listers need apply and, given that the last man in her life was as instantly recognisable as Kermit The Frog, whoever comes next is going to have some big footprints (or should that be flipper-prints) to follow in.
Luckily for her, we’ve come up with a few suggestions. If it really, truly must be all over with Kermit, here are nine of the most eligible bachelors from Showbizland that we’d like to see her with in the future...
9 Men Miss Piggy Should Date Now She's Single
Leonardo DiCaprio(01 of09)
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Getting together with one of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors would be the perfect rebound decision for Miss Piggy. Imagine Kermit’s face when he saw her on Leonardo DiCaprio’s arm at next year’s Academy Awards, particularly if she were there for the moment that Leo finally got his Oscar? (credit:Jemal Countess via Getty Images)
Justin Bieber(02 of09)
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Alternatively, after 40 years with Kermit The Frog strumming his banjo and singing about rainbows, maybe what Miss Piggy really needs is a bad boy - and a younger one at that. Taking a leaf out of Madonna or Jennifer Lopez’s book, we reckon the next step for a single diva is taking on a toyboy - and The Biebs is surely just the man? (credit:ChinaFotoPress via Getty Images)
Ed Sheeran(03 of09)
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She’s used to dating singers, and we feel like Ed would be loving enough to shower Miss Piggy with the praise and attention suitable for a diva - plus he’d probably write her a nice ditty too. (credit:Phillip Massey via Getty Images)
Zac Efron(04 of09)
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Because why wouldn’t she want to, really..? (credit:Kevin Mazur via Getty Images)
Olly Murs(05 of09)
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They’ve collaborated in the past, and with Olly’s public profile at an all-time high thanks to his job on ‘X Factor’, Piggy might want to consider getting in there while she can. (credit:Jon Furniss via Getty Images)
Liam Hemsworth(06 of09)
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Once you’ve been engaged to Miley Cyrus, there are only a few places you can go from there, and one of them is an even bigger - right, Piggy? (credit:Albert L. Ortega via Getty Images)
Fozzie Bear(07 of09)
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Going out with the best friend isn’t exactly the classiest move, granted. But it would certainly raise some eyebrows (or the frog equivalent, at least). (credit:Donna Svennevik via Getty Images)
Zayn Malik(08 of09)
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Their breakups were announced on the same day. Could that really be a coincidence? (credit:Pierre Suu via Getty Images)
Prince Harry(09 of09)
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Scrap everything we’ve said so far, actually. If Kermit and Miss Piggy truly are calling it a day, the only suitable replacement for our amphibian hero is a royal. Princess Piggy has certainly got a ring to it... (credit:Anwar Hussein/Anwar Hussein)