Ariana Grande has been bigging up the impending arrival of the video to her (amazing) new single 'Break Free' for weeks on her official Twitter page, and I must admit I've been getting ever so slightly giddy ahead of its unveiling (yes, I know).
And now I've witnessed the Barbarella-inspired, space-themed clip I have to say it really is one of the most ridiculous things I've have ever laid eyes on. And this is from someone who has attended more than one of Katie Price's legendary photocalls.
There's boob bombs, a lightsabre lip balm… heck, the only thing missing is a couple of gay aliens getting off with each other at a spaceship disco.
Oh.
Here's 13 of the silliest, is-this-really-happening? moments to look out for...
Ariana Grande's 'Break Free' Video
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The song hasn't even started and we're already being told to 'brace ourselves' for something so 'fantastically fantastical' that we'll probably end up pooping our pants. Lovely.
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And we're off. The scene: Ariana has to (ahem) break free her dancers who have been captured and caged by some nasty aliens. A few of them also look like they could do with a decent meal and a spray tan, but hey, that's zero gravity for you.
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Good to see Rango is still getting some work.
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And Gordon Ramsay.
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Kabbalah has reached space, people.
(06 of13)
Haven't we seen the whole popstar-stripping-off-in-zero-gravity somewhere before?
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Nice boob bombs.
(08 of13)
Sorry, my lips look dry? Thank god I packed my neon light saber lip balm.
(09 of13)
We're alive! Let's party!
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A gay alien kiss. Like a French kiss but with extra tongues.
(11 of13)
Don't fancy yours much, Ariana.
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Even in space they have gratuitous product placement beats pill speakers.
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What was that noise, you say? That was producer Zedd's credibility crashing back down to earth.
Ariana Grande
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Ariana Grande en los estudios de MTV para grabar 'Total Ariana Live' el 2 de julio de 2014 en New York City. (credit:Jamie McCarthy via Getty Images)
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Ariana Grande con Sway Calloway en 'Total Ariana Live' en los estudios de MTV el 2 de julio de 2014 en New York City. (credit:Jamie McCarthy via Getty Images)
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29 de junio en el evento KTUphoria 2014 en New Jersey. (credit:Mike Coppola via Getty Images)
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27 de junio en la iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party en Miami Beach, Florida. (credit:Larry Marano via Getty Images)
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27 de junio en la iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party en Miami Beach, Florida. (credit:Larry Marano via Getty Images)
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27 de junio en la iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party en Miami Beach, Florida. (credit:Larry Marano via Getty Images)
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27 de junio en la iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party en Miami Beach, Florida. (credit:Larry Marano via Getty Images)
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27 de junio en la iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party en Miami Beach, Florida. (credit:Larry Marano via Getty Images)
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27 de junio en la iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party en Miami Beach, Florida. (credit:Larry Marano via Getty Images)
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Celebrando su cumpleaños 21 con Mickey Mouse en Magic Kingdom el 24 de junio de 2014, en Lake Buena Vista, Florida. (credit:Handout via Getty Images)
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Celebrando su cumpleaños 21 en Magic Kingdom el 24 de junio de 2014, en Lake Buena Vista, Florida. (credit:Handout via Getty Images)
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18 de mayo de 2014 en los Billboard Music Awards en Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images) (credit:Ethan Miller via Getty Images)
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18 de mayo de 2014 en los Billboard Music Awards en Las Vegas, Nevada. (credit:Ethan Miller via Getty Images)
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18 de mayo de 2014 en los Billboard Music Awards en Las Vegas, Nevada. (credit:Ethan Miller via Getty Images)
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18 de mayo de 2014 en los Billboard Music Awards en Las Vegas, Nevada. (credit:Ethan Miller via Getty Images)
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18 de mayo de 2014 en los Billboard Music Awards en Las Vegas, Nevada. (credit:Ethan Miller via Getty Images)
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10 de mayo en el evento de 102.7 KIIS FM, 2014 Wango Tango, en Los Angeles, California. (credit:Kevin Winter via Getty Images)
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1 de mayo de 2014 con las personalidades de radio Nessa y Nathan Fast, en los iHeartRadio Music Awards en Los Angeles, California. (credit:Jason Kempin via Getty Images)
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Con Rihanna en los iHeartRadio Music Awards en Los Angeles, California. (credit:Jason Merritt via Getty Images)
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1 de mayo durante los iHeartRadio Music Awards en Los Angeles, California. (credit:Kevin Winter via Getty Images)
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1 de mayo durante los iHeartRadio Music Awards en Los Angeles, California. (credit:Kevin Winter via Getty Images)
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1 de mayo durante los iHeartRadio Music Awards en Los Angeles, California. (credit:Kevin Winter via Getty Images)
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1 de mayo durante los iHeartRadio Music Awards en Los Angeles, California. (credit:Kevin Winter via Getty Images)
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29 de marzo de 2014 en los Kids' Choice Awards en Los Angeles, California. (credit:Mark Davis via Getty Images)
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29 de marzo de 2014 en los Kids' Choice Awards en Los Angeles, California. (credit:Frazer Harrison via Getty Images)
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26 de enero de 2014, con Miguel, en los GRAMMY Awards en Los Angeles, California. (credit:Kevork Djansezian via Getty Images)
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26 de enero de 2014, con Miguel, en los GRAMMY Awards en Los Angeles, California. (credit:Kevork Djansezian via Getty Images)
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Con Pharrell Williams en los GRAMMY Awards en Los Angeles, California. (credit:Christopher Polk via Getty Images)