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John Travolta Sports The Smallest Beard In The World As He Parties With Kylie Minogue And Justin Bieber In Cannes (PICS)

Guess Who's Sprouted The Smallest Beard In The World?
Matt Bagwell
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Do you want to tell John Travolta that he has a little something on his chin, or shall I?

I'm still scratching my head as to why the 'Pulp Fiction' star would shave his entire face, save for a tiny little tuft of hair on his chinny-chin-chin?

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John Travolta

Did he run out of shaving foam? Has he entered the 'smallest beard in the world' competition? Or did he simply think it would distract the world from his fuller-than-it-used-to-be barnet? (It did, well done).

So many questions. And here's another: why the heck didn't his wife, Kelly Preston, have a word before he left the house? Surely there can't be two people in the world who actually think this is a good look?

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The 60-year-old actor debuted his new look at designer Roberto Cavalli's yacht party in Cannes where he was spotted letting his hair down (yes, he's really let it down) with the likes of Kylie Minogue and Justin Bieber.

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And let's face it, even JB can grow more facial fuzz than that poor excuse for a beard, which is REALLY saying something.

Anyway John, here's a little celebrity guidance on how to grow, you know, a proper beard...

Celebrity Men With Beards
To Beard Or Not To Beard?(01 of48)
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Ryan Reynolds (credit:Getty Images)
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Ryan Reynolds (credit:AP)
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George Clooney (credit:Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
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George Clooney (credit:AP)
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Viggo Mortensen (credit:Mark Cuthbert/UK Press via Getty Images)
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Viggo Mortensen (credit:AP)
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Jon Hamm (credit: Craig Barritt/WireImage)
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Jon Hamm (credit:AP)
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Chris Pine (credit:Getty Images)
To Beard Or Not To Beard?(10 of48)
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Chris Pine (credit:AP)
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Jason Derulo (credit:Getty Images)
To Beard Or Not To Beard?(12 of48)
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Jason Derulo (credit:PA)
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Brad Pitt (credit:Getty Images)
To Beard Or Not To Beard?(14 of48)
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Brad Pitt (credit:AP)
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Benicio del Toro (credit:Getty Images)
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Benicio del Toro (credit:AP)
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Jude Law (credit:Getty Images)
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Jude Law (credit:PA)
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Tom Hardy (credit:Ian Gavan/Getty Images)
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Tom Hardy (credit:PA)
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Keanu Reeves (credit:Getty Images)
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Keanu Reeves (credit:AP)
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Christian Bale (credit:Getty Images)
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Christian Bale (credit:PA)
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Sean Connery (credit:Getty Images)
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Sean Connery (credit:Getty Images)
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Joaquin Phoenix (credit:Getty Images)
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Joaquin Phoenix (credit:Getty Images)
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Jake Gyllenhaal (credit:Getty Images)
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Jake Gyllenhaal (credit:Getty Images)
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Johnny Depp (credit:Getty Images)
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Johnny Depp (credit:WENN)
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Ryan Gosling (credit:Getty Images)
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Ryan Gosling (credit:Getty Images)
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Russell Crowe (credit:Getty Images)
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Russell Crowe (credit:WENN)
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Ben Affleck (credit:Getty)
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Ben Affleck (credit:Getty Images)
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Robert De Niro (credit:Getty)
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Robert De Niro (credit:Getty Images)
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Liam Neeson (credit:Getty)
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Liam Neeson (credit:Getty Images)
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Chris Hemsworth (credit:Getty)
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Chris Hemsworth (credit:Getty Images)
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Liam Hemsworth (credit:Getty)
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Liam Hemsworth (credit:Getty Images)
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David Beckham (credit:Getty)
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David Beckham (credit:WENN)

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