Victoria Beckham Ditches The Fake Tan, Says It's 'Ageing' And 'A Bit Footballer's Wife'

Pale And Interesting?
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Never mind the flack Justin Bieber's been copping - we're readying ourselves for a backlash against something even bigger than the JB (yes, there really is such a thing) - we're talking fake tan, people.

And the backlash instigator? Step forward... Victoria Beckham.

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Yep, after years of slathering herself in biscuit-whiffing creams, lotions and mousses in a bid to achieve the perfect hue (that'll be the highly coveted 'Easyjet' orange), the former tanorexic has now come out against the beauty products.

And the best bit? She thinks fake tans make you look 'a bit footballer's wife'.

Tee and indeed, hee.

"Turning orange is definitely a look from my past," she confessed. "Embrace your natural colour!"

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Victoria in her orange days

Apparently Posh simply doesn't have time to fake it anymore what with being a busy mum of four and designing all those frocks of hers, so just uses a dollop of an £11 moisturiser instead.

So it seems the future's not orange after all, but pale and (possibly) more interesting.

Cue the 'Translucent Celebs' photo features...

Speaking of which... ever wondered what some of your favourite tantastic celebs would look like pale? Thought so...

Celebs Without Tans
Rylan Clark(01 of24)
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Rylan Clark(02 of24)
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Louis Tomlinson(03 of24)
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Louis Tomlinson(04 of24)
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Donatella Versace(05 of24)
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Donatella Versace(06 of24)
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Dale Winton(07 of24)
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Dale Winton(08 of24)
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Harry Derbidge(09 of24)
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Harry Derbidge(10 of24)
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Lauren Goodger(11 of24)
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Lauren Goodger(12 of24)
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Amy Childs(13 of24)
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Amy Childs(14 of24)
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Gavin Henson(15 of24)
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Gavin Henson(16 of24)
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Katie Price(17 of24)
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Katie Price(18 of24)
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Valentino(19 of24)
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Valentino(20 of24)
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David Dickinson(21 of24)
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David Dickinson(22 of24)
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PA-7843677(23 of24)
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vb(24 of24)
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Fake Tan Celebs(01 of19)
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Jodie Marsh (credit:Twitter)
Fake Tan Celebs(02 of19)
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Victoria Beckham (credit:PA)
Fake Tan Celebs(03 of19)
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Lauren Goodger (credit:WENN)
Fake Tan Celebs(04 of19)
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Katie Price (credit:WENN)
Fake Tan Celebs(05 of19)
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Tom Daley (credit:WENN)
Fake Tan Celebs(06 of19)
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David Dickinson (credit:PA)
Fake Tan Celebs(07 of19)
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Chantelle Houghton (credit:PA)
Fake Tan Celebs(08 of19)
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Donatella Versace (credit:PA)
Fake Tan Celebs(09 of19)
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Dale Winton (credit:WENN)
Fake Tan Celebs(10 of19)
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Gavin Henson (credit:PA)
Fake Tan Celebs(11 of19)
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Kate Winslet (credit:PA)
Fake Tan Celebs(12 of19)
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Amy Childs (credit:WENN)
Fake Tan Celebs(13 of19)
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Michelle Heaton (credit:PA)
Fake Tan Celebs(14 of19)
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Louis Tomlinson (One Direction) (credit:WENN)
Fake Tan Celebs(15 of19)
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Lady Gaga (credit:PA)
Fake Tan Celebs(16 of19)
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Paris Hilton (credit:PA)
Fake Tan Celebs(17 of19)
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Valentino (credit:PA)
Fake Tan Celebs(18 of19)
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Gemma Collins (credit:WENN)
Fake Tan Celebs(19 of19)
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La Roux (credit:PA)