If your name is David McIntosh, you might want to stop reading now. Because Kelly Brook has reportedly landed herself a new man.
Seriously, David, we’re going to spill all the details, so why not just close this now, make yourself a protein shake, do a hundred squats and get on with your day.
Everyone else, get comfortable.
Kelly has been spotted out with the - frankly, absolutely gorgeous - British model James Crabtree, with The Mirror claiming that the two were seen looking intimate at the launch of Winter Wonderland at Hyde Park this Thursday night, where they hung out with friends before apparently going off for dinner together.
“It made sense for a few of their chums to come along, so as to keep it really casual and informal, but Kelly had a real sparkle in her eye. She had loads of fun, which is exactly what she needs at the moment."
The long-haired model doesn’t look like Kelly’s usual type - ie. he doesn’t look like he could bench-press her with one hand tied behind his back - but perhaps the ‘One Big Happy’ star fancies a change after her rollercoaster year.
We give it a few hours before David ambiguously tweets “duz he even lift, tho?”...
Who Should David McIntosh Date Now?
Jodie Marsh(01 of10)
Open Image ModalIf there are three things in the world that Jodie Marsh loves, they're working out, tattoos and taking selfies. Surely she and David McIntosh would be a match made in heaven? (credit:Simon Burchell via Getty Images)
Pippa Middleton(02 of10)
Open Image ModalUnfortunately for Kate, she settled for Prince William before she ever had the chance to meet David - but it's not too late for her sister, Pippa. (credit:Anwar Hussein/Anwar Hussein)
Khloe Kardashian(03 of10)
Open Image ModalAlternatively, we know David spends a lot of time Stateside, so perhaps he should get in touch with the only single gal left in the Kardashian Holy Trinity.The only issue there would be, could the notoriously camera-shy David handle being in such a high-profile relationship? (credit:AJM/AJM)
Chanelle Hayes(04 of10)
Open Image ModalDavid might not remember taking Chanelle on a date to Pizza Hut a few years ago, but she's clearly not forgotten. Maybe it's time for her to give him another chance, who knows where he might take her now he's got a bit more money in his pocket? If you're lucky, Chanelle, you might even get a free Nando's out of it. (credit:Zak Hussein/PA Archive)
Casey Batchelor(05 of10)
Open Image ModalBecause who doesn't love it when two Z-listers find love? (credit:John Powell via Getty Images)
The Goodge(06 of10)
Open Image ModalThey probably couldn't get through a whole date without documenting the whole thing on Instagram, but think about the collaborative selfies, people! (credit:Karwai Tang via Getty Images)
Nigella Lawson(07 of10)
Open Image ModalIn some of the alleged leaked texts that Kelly sent to David's ex-girlfriend, she panned both his "dance moves" and his "s***" cooking - so if nothing else a relationship with Nigella could teach him a thing or two in the kitchen. (credit:Tristan Fewings via Getty Images)
Rihanna(08 of10)
Open Image ModalWe don't know about you but we're ready for David McIntosh to hit the big time. He's already performed with Jennifer Hudson and filmed an appearance in Nicki Minaj's 'Anaconda' video (even if it did end up on the cutting room floor) and if going out with a star like Rihanna is the way to get him on the A-list then so be it. Right? No? Just us? Alright. Moving on, then... (credit:Andy Kropa/AP)
Gwyneth Paltrow(09 of10)
Open Image ModalShe famously split with Chris Martin earlier this year, and after it's been reported numerous times that he's going out with Oscar-winner Jennifer Lawrence, maybe it's time for Gwynnie to consciously re-couple with a certain D. McIntosh... (credit:Theo Wargo via Getty Images)
Kelly Brook(10 of10)
Open Image ModalOr, alternatively, perhaps Kelly and David should put all this "split" silliness behind them and reclaim their thrones as the reigning King and Queen of UK Celebville.Seriously, people, we wanted to see that wedding so badly. (credit:GONZALO/Bauer-Griffin via Getty Images)