Rihanna Pregnant? 8 Reasons Why We Hope She IS Expecting A Baby

8 Reasons Why We Hope Rihanna IS Pregnant

Reports that Rihanna is expecting a baby seem to have been shot down, and while we are relieved that the world is spared from having another Chris Brown running around, we reckon impending motherhood could have actually been a good thing for the 'S&M' singer.

In fact we have eight solid reasons why we wish the rumours were true...

1. She would have something much more important to focus on rather than her doofus boyfriend Chris Brown.

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2. She'd have to finally give up smoking those fancy fags and quit the party scene.

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3. The baby would be best friends with Blue Ivy Carter and they'd have cute play dates.

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4. She'd have to tone down that potty mouth of hers.

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6. The child would probably have some crazy celebrity name like Harper or Apple or Coco or Bluebell.

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7. It would mean her Twitter feed would become filled with pictures of her baby bump rather than her lady lumps.

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8. Looking after a baby would mean she'll disappear for a while, and, as much as we

Rihanna's 25 Most Controversial Moments
(01 of20)
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RiRi hit back at fans who dared to question what the suspicious white powder on top of the man's head was in a photo she posted at Coachella Festival, labelling them 'pathetic c*nts'. Nice.
(02 of20)
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While there isn't hardly an inch of Rihanna's skin we haven't seen before, we were still shocked when she stripped completely naked for GQ in 2012.
(03 of20)
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Rihanna used to love the c-word, and would wear it emblazoned on necklaces and t-shirts, that was until she was shocked to discover the word was actually offensive. (credit:Vogue)
(04 of20)
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As RiRi hit a strip club with her pals in 2012, she was seen throwing dollar bills at the performers. She tweeted: "#ROCstarshit my daddy would be proud". Yep, bet he was beaming.
(05 of20)
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Rihanna was seen brazenly smoking a suspicious looking cigarette whilst holidaying in Hawaii in 2012. She even tweeted: "Kush rolled, glass full...I prefer the better things!" - and for those of you not down with drug lingo (unlike Rihanna), 'kush' is a type of marijuana from the Middle East.
(06 of20)
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Rihanna had us all worried when she tweeted a picture of herself hooked up to a drip and then went quiet. While everyone speculated she had been rushed to hospital, suffering from exhaustion, others said she was receiving an intravenous vitamin boost, popular with many popstars.
(07 of20)
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Rihanna dresses as a weed fairy for a Halloween party in Hollywood in 2012. Whatever happened to plain old Frankenstein, eh? (credit:Splash)
(08 of20)
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While most of the male population may love RiRi getting naked, one person who didn't was farmer Alderman Alan Graham. After she froliced around topless while on his farm to film the video to 'We Found Love' in 2010, he insisted the star cover up or get off his land. (credit:Rex)
(09 of20)
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This was the scene of a New York nightclub in June 2012 after a brawl erupted between Chris Brown and Drake, allegedly over Rihanna.
(10 of20)
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Rihanna unveiled a shocking new addition to her body art in 2009 - a tattoo of a gun on the side of her rib cage.
(11 of20)
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In what was to become the biggest PR disaster ever, Rihanna invited a bunch of journalists and fans to fly around the world with her as she plays seven gigs in seven countries in seven days. The result was far from a party in the sky, with the journos comparing it to prison as RiRi refused them access to her, and only made two brief appearances during the whole week.
(12 of20)
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Amid rumours they were more than just friends again, Rihanna planted a smacker on ex Chris Brown at 2012's MTV VMAs, leaving viewers gobsmacked.
(13 of20)
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Rihanna was at the centre of a race row when she picture of a bag of rice cakes wearing sunglasses and a pair of earrings alongside the caption: "Ima a make u my b****". Later in 2012, her best friend used the term (which is a slur against people from Asia) to insult Chris Brown's ex Karrueche Tran, who is part Asian.
(14 of20)
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She may have appeared as a guest at the Victoria's Secret Show in 2012, but RiRi saved her sauciest antics for after the show when she tweeted a snap of herself in a state of undress.
(15 of20)
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Rihanna has never made any secret of her fondness for a bit of the green stuff and told fans she 'didn't really give a f*ck' what they thought when she tweeted a picture of a nug of weed in 2012. Charming.
(16 of20)
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After months of speculation, Rihanna finally confirmed she was back wither her abusive ex Chris Brown in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine in January 2013. (credit:Rolling Stone)
(17 of20)
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RiRi was branded a 'desperate freak' by PETA in 2012 when she stepped out wearing snakeskin boots. "Rihanna may not have a clue that snakes killed for boots are often nailed to a tree and skinned alive. Of course, they can't go on Oprah to cry about it," they said. Ouch. (credit:WENN)
(18 of20)
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Rihanna seemed to enjoy riding on a rather suggestive looking pink tank during Last Girl On Earth tour in 2010 a little too much, if you ask us. (credit:WENN)
(19 of20)
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Rihanna was criticised for a shaky performance at a Swedish music festival in 2012 after she arrived 45 minutes late on stage, seemed disorientated and was accused of miming. It followed the death of her beloved GranGran Dolly days earlier.
(20 of20)
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Errr, yes Rihanna, we can see your nipples. And your underwear.

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