Tom Cruise (01 of16)
Open Image ModalThe dad to kids Suri Cruise, Isabella and Connor shows us that one should never wear a two-tone Canadian tuxedo. Also, tuck in your shirt! (credit:Theo Wargo/Getty Images)
Kevin Federline(02 of16)
Open Image ModalBritney Spears' ex, and father to five children, makes us remember why baggy gym shorts had such a short trendy period back in the '90s. Keep these in the back of your closet. Or better yet, use them for your KFed Halloween costume. (credit:David Aguilera/BuzzFoto/FilmMagic)
Orlando Bloom(03 of16)
Open Image ModalThe "Lord of the Rings" star, who has a son, Flynn, with model Miranda Kerr, seems confused on what look he's going for: Is he urban cool? Preppy? Canadian tuxedo lover? We can't tell! Here's a tip folks: Never layer different trends all together. (credit:Dave M. Benett/Getty Images)
Matthew McConaughey(04 of16)
Open Image ModalWe're used to seeing the father-of-three without a shirt on so it's a bit disappointing when the actor shows up at a premiere wearing clashing plaid. (credit:Evan Agostini/InvisionAP)
Lenny Kravitz (05 of16)
Open Image ModalOkay Lenny, we get that you have a wild side but your daughter Zoe should have told you that those heels just don't match that outfit. Let's see a pop of colour in there. (credit:ason Merritt/Getty Images)
Chris Pratt(06 of16)
Open Image ModalThe "Zero Dark Thirty" actor, who has a son with actress Anna Faris, is trying to go for that "I'm too cool to wear a suit so I'm wearing jeans" look but the jeans are too baggy and the suit doesn't fit. Lesson: Get a tailor! (credit:Kris Connor/Getty Images)
Eric Johnson(07 of16)
Open Image ModalJessica Simpson's baby daddy has no clue about red carpet dressing. Come on, a hoodie?? Go back home and find something decent like a blazer. (credit:Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Jessica Simpson Girls)
Sean Parker(08 of16)
Open Image ModalThe Napster founder, who has a daughter with wife Alexandra Lenas, obviously didn't realize that his bow-tie was way too big. (credit:Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
Jionni LaValle (09 of16)
Open Image ModalSnooki's fiance, who has a son with the reality star, still thinks that distressed jeans look cool. They don't. (credit:Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)
Johnny Depp(10 of16)
Open Image ModalFive years ago, we would have told you that Johnny Depp was the best dressed man in the world. Today, the dad to kids Jack and Lily Rose probably takes at least an hour accessorizing with his many scarves, jackets and jewels. One doesn't need that many vests! (credit:Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
Nick Cannon(11 of16)
Open Image ModalMariah Carey's hubby, and father to their twins Morrocan and Monroe, thinks he's colour blocking but in reality, he's clashing. (credit:Paul A. Hebert/Getty Images)
Joel Madden(12 of16)
Open Image ModalThe Good Charlotte singer, and dad to wife Nicole Richie's kids, is actually scary in that menacing dog shirt. Here's a tip: If your outfit scares your kids, don't wear it. (credit:Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
Perez Hilton(13 of16)
Open Image ModalThe notorious gossip blogger and new dad likes to show off his new buff bod, but wearing a sheer dress/bodysuit/showgirls costume is not the way to do it. (credit:Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for LOGO)
Adam Sandler(14 of16)
Open Image ModalBeing a dad doesn't mean you have to stop caring about what you put on your back. We're looking at you Adam! (credit:Christopher Polk/Getty Images for Sony Pictures)
Kanye West(15 of16)
Open Image ModalOkay, technically the rapper isn't a dad yet (girlfriend Kim Kardashian is due in July) but he's almost there. We hope that once the baby is born he loses this heavy coat which belongs on the back of some chic yet crazy fashion editor at Vogue Russia. (credit:Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for H&M)
Usher(16 of16)
Open Image ModalWe blame the singer-dad for Justin Bieber's awful harem pants. (credit:Theo Wargo/Getty Images)