12 Film Remakes That The Critics Hated

If it ain't broke...
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The problem when you’re trying to remake a classic film is that the stakes are already sky-high, so it’s very easy for the result to be a crushing disappointment.

When done right - such as with ‘The Parent Trap’, ‘True Grit’ or even ‘Hairspray’ - your remake can end up being a hit, or even cited as better than the original.

Sadly, however, good remakes are few and far between, and since no one wants to see their favourite classic film done wrong, reviews can often be particularly scathing when directors take it upon themselves to give films a spruce-up for a modern audience.

Here are 12 more of the most poorly-received rebooted films ever...

 
The Stepford Wives (2004)
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Essentially everyone involved in this remake has since distanced themselves from it, including both Nicole Kidman and Matthew Broderick, while Frank Oz admitted he “f***ed up” with ‘The Stepford Wives’, which was marred by rumours of on-set fighting and several rewrites during production.
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
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This bizarre shot of an ape superimposed on the Lincoln Memorial probably tells you everything you need to know, really.
Swept Away (2002)
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Often billed as not just one of the worst remakes, but one of the worst films ever, ‘Swept Away’ is truly a low for both Madonna and her then-husband Guy Ritchie, scooping an arguably impressive (depending on how you look it) five Golden Raspberry Awards, including Worst Film, Worst Screen Couple and Worst Director.
Alfie (2004)
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Seriously, Jude Law. What *was* it all about?
Annie (2014)
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Despite an all-star cast and the backing of Jay-Z and Will Smith, ‘Annie’ was savaged by critics, with Entertainment Weekly branding the soundtrack an ‘AutoTuned disaster’, although Quvenzhané Wallis was largely praised for her performance.
The Pink Panther (2006)
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This remake received mostly negative reviews upon its release and was deemed a rare misfire for Steve Martin, but that didn’t stop a sequel coming out - which was, of course, panned even more.
The Wicker Man (2006)
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While the original film is hailed as one of the scariest horrors ever, the Nicolas Cage remake is more commonly associated with the comedy genre… though we’re not sure that’s quite what the filmmakers had in mind.
A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)
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A remake so irrelevant we didn’t actually realise it existed… most reviews of ‘A Nightmare On Elm Street’ praised the newly-updated special effects, but claimed the remake couldn’t live up to its predecessor from the 1980s.
The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008)
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Heavily criticised for relying on style over substance, reviewers praised the special effects of the film, but felt that without much of a story to hold things together, it wasn’t a worthy successor to the 1950s original.
House Of Wax (2005)
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A film best known for the ‘See Paris Die!’ campaign that preceded its releasing, referring to its star, Paris Hilton. Well, at least that was a distraction from the film itself...
The Karate Kid (2010)
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When even the presence of God-amongst-men Jaden Smith can’t save your film, you know you’re doomed.
Psycho (1998)
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Even director Gus Van Sant admitted, shortly after Psycho’s release, that the shot-for-shot remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s classic had been an “experiment”, which proved that no one can copy a film in exactly the same way as the original.
Best And Worst Film Adaptations Of TV Shows
'Sex And The City'(01 of12)
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Although it divided critics, the 'Sex And The City' film is a pleasant enough watch, especially for die-hard fans of the original show, with a few laugh-out-loud moments and other more serious themes explored.

Plus, anything that puts Jennifer Hudson on the big screen is OK by us.

The second film though? Let's not go there.
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'Charlie's Angels'(02 of12)
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The dream team of Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore helped put a brilliant spin on 'Charlie's Angels', giving it a modern make-over. (credit:c.Columbia/Everett/REX/Shutterstock)
'Entourage'(03 of12)
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Unlike 'Charlie's Angels', however, the 'Entourage' film made no attempt to update the show for a modern audience.

In fact, as several reviews blasting the film's flagrant sexism and misogyny, it felt like a massive step in the wrong direction (though, fortunately, only a handful of people actually ever saw it).
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'The Simpsons'(04 of12)
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'The Simpsons Movie' was never going to live up to the hype surrounding it, and at the time it fell a little flat with fans.

In hindsight, it's actually a decent watch, and simply feels like an extended - though slightly more exaggerated - episode of the show (and stands up a lot better than more recent 'Simpsons' offerings).
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'The Inbetweeners'(05 of12)
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Another film that divided critics, original fans of the 'Inbetweeners' series were glad to see the original gang back together and on their first holiday, while more casual followers were put off. (credit:c.Everett Collection/REX/Shutterstock)
'Bewitched'(06 of12)
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Let's not beat around the bush here, 'Bewitched' is one of the worst films ever made. Moving on... (credit:Snap Stills/REX/Shutterstock)
'The X Files'(07 of12)
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Like 'The Simpsons Movie', the 'X Files' film's main criticism was that it didn't vary enough from the original series, and instead felt like an extended episode.

Still, that was hardly an issue for devotees of the sci-fi show, and a sequel came a decade later.
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'Mr Bean'(08 of12)
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This was a film that literally zero people were crying out for. A typical episode of 'Mr Bean' was 20 minutes, usually in silence, so both 'Bean: The Movie' and 'Mr Bean's Holiday' suffered from feeling very stretched out. (credit:c.Universal/Everett/REX/Shutterstock)
'Star Trek'(09 of12)
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Director JJ Abrams has received heaps of praise for breathing new life into the 'Star Trek' franchise, later producing two sequels. (credit:Moviestore/REX/Shutterstock)
'Starsky & Hutch'(10 of12)
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Rebooting an iconic show like 'Starsky & Hutch' is always a risk, but Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller (plus Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell and the rest of the usual suspects) managed to pull it off.

Good hat on Snoop Dogg, too.
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'Dad's Army'(11 of12)
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Talk about divisive - The Independent claimed that 'Dad's Army' "surpassed" the original sitcom, giving it a five star review, while The Guardian branded it "a waste of talent" and "pointless". (credit:Universal/Courtesy Everett Collection/REX/Shutterstock)
'Lizzie McGuire'(12 of12)
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More musical numbers from Hillary Duff, please. (credit:c.W. Disney/Everett/REX/Shutterstock)