Bobby Norris's Swimwear And 14 More Of The Worst Male Celeb Style Crimes Ever Committed (PICS)

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When 'TOWIE' star Bobby Norris stepped out into the Marbella sunshine wearing the most bizarre swimwear we have ever laid eyes on (we christened it the 'side saddle mankini'), it got us thinking… was this the worst thing we'd ever seen a male celeb wear?

It's definitely up there but there have been plenty of other contenders over the years that have had us asking 'what the HELL were you thinking?'

Remember Justin Timberlake's misguided foray into triple denim when he stepped out with Britney (also denim-clad) at the 2001 American Music Awards? Of COURSE you do.

And it took David Beckham many years and many dodgy outfits before he became a bona fide style icon, as his and Victoria's matchy matchy double leather nightmare proves.

And more recently, Kelly Brook's fiancé, David McIntosh managed the seemingly impossible of distracting attention away from his other half by wearing a pair of shorts that left us feeling like we knew him intimately.

So take a stroll with us through some of the worst ever male celeb sartorial mishaps to ever offend our eyes...

15 Of The Worst Male Celeb Outfits
Bobby Norris(01 of15)
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After the 'TOWIE' star stepped out in what we're calling the 'side saddle mankini' in Marbella the internet almost imploded. Do not expect to see this on the beach this summer. Well, unless Bobby happens to be there. (credit:Splash)
David McIntosh(02 of15)
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David McIntosh achieved what we had always assumed was the impossible when he managed to distract attention away from his very famous and very beautiful fiancée (that'll be Kelly Brook) by wearing the teeniest, most revealing pair of shorts we have ever seen. Our eyes are still recovering. (credit:Flynet)
Simon Cowell(03 of15)
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It might only be half an outfit but it still manages to be twice as offensive as anything Simon Cowell has previously worn. And that is saying something. (credit:Splash)
Marc Jacobs(04 of15)
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Marc Jacobs designs clothes for a living but still thinks going out in public dressed like this is cool. It ain't. (credit:JPI)
Justin Timberlake(05 of15)
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He might be all cool and trendy now but we'll never let Justin Timberlake forget that he once stepped out in TRIPLE denim: denim cowboy hat, denim jacket, denim jeans. And accessorised with a denim Britney. (credit:PA)
Kanye West(06 of15)
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We're sure Kanye West is making a statement by wearing this red balaclava, and we'd like to make one too: you look like a prat. (credit:Splash)
David Beckham(07 of15)
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Proof that Becks hasn't always had this style icon thing nailed. And no, he didn't turn up on a motorbike. (credit:PA)
Justin Bieber(08 of15)
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Bieber is a repeat offender in the dodgy style stakes but this vomit-inducing mess looks like he's been rummaging around in Little Mix's cast-offs. (credit:WENN)
Johnny Depp(09 of15)
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Johnny Depp is 51. That is all. (credit:WENN)
Chris Brown(10 of15)
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That hideous jacket really couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, eh? (credit:Splash)
Dennis Rodman(11 of15)
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Dennis Rodman is as well known for his eclectic fashion choices as he is for... errrrm, whatever else it is he does. Let's just hope he does it better than getting himself dressed in the morning. (credit:WENN)
Cee Lo Green(12 of15)
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Double textured leather anyone? Thought not. (credit:WENN)
Cristiano Ronaldo(13 of15)
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Cristiano might earn billions per hour but he still dresses like an extra from 'TOWIE'. Even his model girlfriend looks embarrassed. (credit:Splash)
Mickey Rourke(14 of15)
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Yeah, yeah, we know he's en route to the gym but there's still no excuse. (credit:Splash)
Russell Brand (15 of15)
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Looks like even Russ is contemplating why he ever wore those trews. (credit:Splash)