Cold Brew Coffee(01 of22)
Open Image ModalHipsters and fancy coffee, especially cold brew, go together like peanut butter and jelly. But we don't need your pretentious attitude so early in the morning, thanks. (credit:jonathanpercy/Flickr)
Anything off of a food truck(02 of22)
Open Image ModalWe get it. Food trucks are cool. You're not cool for eating from them, however. (credit:AP)
Pickles(03 of22)
Open Image ModalWhat's the deal? We love pickles too, but why are you hipsters so obsessed? (credit:Facebook/McClure's Pickles)
Brussels Sprouts(04 of22)
Open Image ModalBrussels sprouts are great, but hipsters, you have turned them from a cool vegetable to an unstoppable, inescapable craze. Now they're so trendy we bet you're over them too. (credit:Simply Recipes)
Kombucha(05 of22)
Open Image ModalIf you're able to lie to yourself and others so much that you can convince yourself that kombucha actually tastes good, you are a true hipster. If you are willing to grow the slimy culture in your own home, you have successfully achieved something all hipsters strive for but few actually realize: complete alienation from all other humans.
Bacon(06 of22)
Open Image ModalYou can like bacon, but you can't own bacon. You have to recognize that the WHOLE WORLD likes bacon too. Liking bacon does not make you tough, nor does it make you special. (credit:Mike Kemp via Getty Images)
PBR(07 of22)
Open Image ModalYou can have PBR, however. (credit:icopythat/Flickr)
Kale(08 of22)
Open Image ModalFrom salads to smoothies, kale is everywhere, and hipsters, you have commandeered this leafy green in the worst way. Despite what you may think, it's not going to solve all your problems. (credit:Grace Clementine via Getty Images)
Anything served in a mason jar(09 of22)
Open Image ModalEspecially overpriced cocktails. (credit:missmareck/Flickr)
Kimchi(10 of22)
Open Image ModalKimchi is amazing, but it doesn't have to be eaten for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day. (credit:Brian Yarvin via Getty Images)
Tacos(11 of22)
Open Image ModalTacos, of course, aren't exclusively or originally a hipster food. Hipsters, however, think they invented the damn things and own the rights to any and all iterations of tacos, for all time. (credit:avlxyz/Flickr)
Kimchi Tacos(12 of22)
Open Image ModalNeed we say more? (credit:Facebook/Tacos)
Artisanal anything(13 of22)
Open Image ModalWe know you'd eat a corn dog if it was labeled artisanal. Do you see the error of your ways? Well, we guess you'd eat a regular corn dog too to be ironic. But you can't win with corn dogs, so give it up already. (credit:Facebook/Murray's Cheese)
Ramps(14 of22)
Open Image ModalRamps may be spring's most hipster vegetable. (credit:Valery Rizzo via Getty Images)
Home-brewed beer(15 of22)
Open Image ModalYes, we get it, you brew your own beer. It doesn't mean it's good. (credit:killbox/Flickr)
Foraged anything(16 of22)
Open Image ModalJust because those weeds in the park are edible doesn't mean you should eat them. Again, we support foraging, but we don't support eating foraged food just to tell your Instagram following that you did it. (credit:Mint Images - Jonathan Kozowyk via Getty Images)
Vegan cookies(17 of22)
Open Image ModalOr vegan anything that shouldn't be vegan. We're pro vegan food. Just not when it's trying to be something it's not. (credit:Veganbaking.net/Flickr)
Green juice(18 of22)
Open Image ModalYour green juice costs more than your rent. Are you happy now? (credit:Chris Gramly via Getty Images)
Cauliflower(19 of22)
Open Image ModalTwo rules: cauliflower is not meant for pizza and you should stop calling it steak. (credit:joyosity/Flickr)
Home-made soda(20 of22)
Open Image ModalEnough already. (credit:SodaStream Facebook)
Craft Beer(21 of22)
Open Image ModalFancy Doughnuts(22 of22)
Open Image ModalWhat ever happened to cinnamon sugar doughnuts from the farmer's market? Ok, that sounds pretty hipster too. But not as hipster as a matcha green tea doughnut. (credit:Facebook/dough)