Cheryl Cole Hits Out At The Mirror's Polly Hudson Over Article Saying She'd Be Happier If She Wasn't Famous

'I Have No Idea Why Or Where Your Nastiness Has Come From'

Cheryl Cole has hit out at Mirror columnist Polly Hudson over a recent article in the paper which claimed she would be much happier if she wasn't famous.

Polly's piece claimed that Cheryl had the "most depressing 30th birthday celebrations" in Las Vegas earlier this week, and if she was unknown she would have "proper mates... instead of having to hang out with her mum and brother all the time."

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She went on to say that Cheryl would have never have caught Malaria or faced "repeated betrayal and public humiliation" by ex-husband Ashley Cole or have to put up with "universal criticism of her voice".

However, the journalist also added that Cheryl could have ended up in prison if she hadn't achieved fame with Girls Aloud on 'Popstars: The Rivals'.

Seeing red over the article, the normally calm and collected Cheryl spouted off on Twitter.

She wrote: "@3am #poorpolly Meow.. Who exactly was my party depressing for? yourself? sitting behind your little computer watching Instagram.. aww!! Well I really don't know where to start with this one I have to say! Cats got my tongue (no pun intended)

"I am actually dumbfounded reading your nasty bitter horrible incredibly inaccurate and misinformed article! Is this what you have been resorted to??! i feel bad for you. You literally have NO correct detail other than the 4 or 5 people you were able to identify from the"Instagram" pictures! Really?!! Smh. It's embarrassing."

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Cheryl at her birthday (Picture courtesy of JustJared.com)

She continued: "I have no idea why or where your nastiness has suddenly come from as you have only ever kissed my arse to my face.. I won't bother myself with handing you any correct information or facts as I feel that is a part of YOUR job you seriously need to work on.. Good luck with that #bitterbilly#saucerofmilkforPolly."

Cheryl then added: "Ps.. Pollynopals it's Lady Cheryl nosurname to you!!" in reference to Simon Cowell buying her the title of Lady as a gift for her 30th birthday.

Over to you, Polly.

Cheryl Fernandez-Versini: Our 30 Favourite Moments
2. That outfit she wore for her first ill-fated day on 'The X Factor USA'(01 of18)
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Just... no. (credit:Getty Images)
3. That naff lottery photocall with her naff ex hubby(02 of18)
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The outfit! The dry ice! The husband! The sheer desperation! (credit:Getty Images)
5. The court case(03 of18)
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Back in 2003, Cheryl Tweedy (as she was then known) was charged with racially aggravated assault after being arrested at Guildford (Guildford!) club The Drink whne she allegedly hitting a toilet attendant. Cue a teary court appearance in Kingston (Kingston!) and a cream jacket from Dotty Ps. (credit:Getty Images)
6. The slashed trousers(04 of18)
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Oooh she'll catch her death etc, etc. (credit:Getty Images)
8. When she was bezzies with Posh(05 of18)
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Ok, so it only lasted a few weeks, but when Posh took Cheryl under her protective WAG wings at the 2006 World Cup (and simultaneously ignored the rest of the WAGS) it was all a bit 'Mean Girls' and we were in celeb bezzie heaven. (credit:Getty Images)
10. The chav years(06 of18)
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The white cap! The hoop earrings! The cropped top! Tulisa was watching (and waiting) in the wings. (credit:Getty Images)
11. The side boob(07 of18)
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Well, you truly haven't made it until you've flashed a bit of side boobage. (credit:Getty Images)
13. The gurn(08 of18)
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Because when Cheryl pulls an ugly, we feel a tiny bit better about ourselves (credit:WENN)
15. Her flirty tweets to Tom Daley(09 of18)
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"Congratulations @TomDaley1994.. You did us all proud.. !! Now you should have some free time to teach me that dive!!" Get a room! (credit:PA)
17. Her look for the 2011 Pride of Britain Awards(10 of18)
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From the honeyed tones of her hair and tanned, slender limbs to that dress... has Cheryl ever looked more drop dead gorgeous? (credit:Getty Images)
19. The head scarf years(11 of18)
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How to make a head scarf look even worse? Go for the poo brown option. In cheap fabric. (credit:Getty Images)
21. The thigh tattoo(12 of18)
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Put it away love. (credit:Getty Images)
24. When she colour co-ordinated her hair to her outfit(13 of18)
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Nice yellow highlight, Chezza. (credit:Getty Images)
26. Her 2013 Cannes appearance(14 of18)
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Looking every inch the Hollywood starlet. Meanwhile, the world asks, 'why?' (credit:Getty Images)
27. The naughty school girl look(15 of18)
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She wasted saved this one for Girls Aloud's gay audience at the Big Gay Out in 2005. (credit:Getty Images)
28. The tramp stamp on her back(16 of18)
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What. Were. You. Thinking? (credit:WENN)
29. Her mum(17 of18)
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Ok, so her mum can't really be classed as a 'moment' but Joan has been there through thick and thin, and for that we salute her. And errr, hello? She did play quite a major role in creating Chezza in the first place, you know. (credit:WENN)
30. And finally... the sex crab(18 of18)
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One part amazing, two parts ridiculous. (credit:YouTube)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(01 of21)
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2003. Awww. The gorgeous glamazon we know and love had already started to blossom as a young popstar of just 21. (credit:Getty)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(02 of21)
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2006. Cheryl opted for a bit of WAG power at the Alien Autopsy premiere with a golden tan and some blonde highlights. (credit:Getty)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(03 of21)
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2007. People really sat up and took notice when Ms Cole stepped out at the Samsung Power of Purple launch in a curve-clinging bandage dress that showed off her amazing figure. (credit:Getty)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(04 of21)
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2007. At the 2007 British Red Cross Ball, Cheryl worked the wow-factor in a glittering gold Roberto Cavalli floor-sweeper. (credit:Getty)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(05 of21)
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2007. A black bra underneath a sheer nude top? We're not sure about Cheryl's fashion choice at the Julien Macdonald spring/summer 2008 show, but we do love the stylish blunt-cut fringe. (credit:Getty)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(06 of21)
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2008. For the 2008 National Television Awards, Cheryl channelled dip-dye fashion in a one-shouldered Matthew Williamson gown with gold-leaf detailing. (credit:Getty)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(07 of21)
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2009. Sixties siren! Cheryl was on fabulous form at the 2009 Brit Awards in a stunning A-line minidress by George Chakras, which featured cute floral appliqué. A slick of popping red lipstick finished the look perfectly. (credit:Getty)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(08 of21)
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2009. Cheryl blew the crowds away at the 2009 Pride of Britain Awards in an asymmetric mini, teamed with silver Louboutins and an Igor Chapurin clutch. (credit:Getty)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(09 of21)
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2010. Cheryl Cole attends the launch party for Promise, a new capsule ring collection created by Cheryl Cole and de Grisogono. (credit:Getty Images)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(10 of21)
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2010. Singer Cheryl Cole attends the de Grisogono party. (credit:Getty Images)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(11 of21)
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2010. Cheryl Cole performs at the de Grisogono Party. (credit:Getty Images)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(12 of21)
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2010. When you're making your first official appearance at the Cannes Film Festival, you've got to make it a show-stopper - and Cheryl did just that in a striking white Versace dress with a daring split, and stunning lace Louboutins. (credit:PA)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(13 of21)
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2010. Cheryl made waves at the 2010 Glamour Woman of the Year Awards in a Julien Macdonald 'mullet' dress - which looks better than it sounds! (credit:Getty)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(14 of21)
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2011. Cheryl attended the premiere of Habernus Papam at the Cannes Film Festival in a plunging white Stephane Rolland gown. (credit:PA)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(15 of21)
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2011. Cheryl Cole wears a gown from Victoria Beckham's Spring/Summer 2011 collection to the Pride of Britain Awards. (credit:PA)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(16 of21)
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2011. Her first outfit at her first set of US X Factor auditions was a tangerine, turquoise and purple combo teamed with a hair style paying homage to Jennifer Lopez's Oscar style circa 2002. (credit:PA)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(17 of21)
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2011. British singer Cheryl Cole arrives at the O2 arena in east London ahead of the Brit Awards. (credit:Getty Images)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(18 of21)
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2011. Cheryl Cole and Prince Charles, Prince of Wales at Clarence House. (credit:Getty Images)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(19 of21)
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2012. British singer Cheryl Cole arrives for the screening of Amour at the 65th Cannes film festival. (credit:Getty Images)
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(20 of21)
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2012. Cheryl Cole attends the UK film premiere of What To Expect When You're Expecting in London. (credit:Getty Images )
Style Evolution: Cheryl Cole(21 of21)
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2012. Prince Charles, Prince of Wales meets Cheryl Cole at the Prince's Trust's Invest in Futures gala dinner held at The Savoy.