(01 of22)
Open Image ModalA strong start. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(02 of22)
Open Image ModalIs this... is this a real quote from Jesus? Did Jesus really finish his sentences with 'Love, Jesus', in the style of 'Love, Whitney?' So many questions. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(03 of22)
Open Image ModalInteresting use of capital letters on this one.DISCOVER.SUCCESS.Nice. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(04 of22)
Open Image ModalYeah, well... we've got acquaintances who act like friends-of-a-friend and second cousins twice removed who act like step-brothers. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(05 of22)
Open Image ModalWe like this one because it rhymes. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(06 of22)
Open Image ModalHmmmm... not sure Malcolm X's qualms were gossip columns talking about his relationship with his ex-boyfriend, Lauren, but we see your point. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(07 of22)
Open Image ModalNote: this is not about Mark Wright. We repeat. Not. About. Mark Wright. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(08 of22)
Open Image ModalA bold claim, we all know The Goodge loves a party. Perhaps there's a glass of Prosecco just out of shot. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(09 of22)
Open Image ModalAn important mantra to live by. We're going to start repeating this to ourselves in times of great distress. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(10 of22)
Open Image ModalApart from 'Titanic'. Obv. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(11 of22)
Open Image ModalThere's nothing quite like accompanying an inspirational message with a picture of yourself, is there? (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(12 of22)
Open Image ModalALSO NOT ABOUT MARK WRIGHT, EVERYONE. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(13 of22)
Open Image ModalWe're not sure what we're most confused by, the nonsensical quote, the fact it's paired with a photo of Lauren in a swimming pool, or the seemingly unrelated #LA in the caption.There's a lot going on there. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(14 of22)
Open Image Modal"Yup" (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(15 of22)
Open Image ModalHow could she forget the all-important:6. Buy Lauren's Way?Perhaps there wasn't room. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(16 of22)
Open Image ModalThe people with 1000 likes might be "lonely as f*ck"... but at least they've got 1000 likes, right? (JOKES, obviously, it's all about real-life connection and forming strong bonds with those around us etc.) (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(17 of22)
Open Image ModalAgain, not about any of Lauren's ex-boyfriends, famous or otherwise, whatever would give you that impression? (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(18 of22)
Open Image ModalYou know what, Lauren? We believe it. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(19 of22)
Open Image ModalOh, Lauren. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(20 of22)
Open Image Modal"#thatGirl" (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(21 of22)
Open Image ModalAaaaaaaaaand there it is. The inevitable Marilyn Monroe quote we all saw coming. (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)
(22 of22)
Open Image ModalShe's not wrong. We just trawled through her entire Instagram page looking for quotes, when you should see the state of ours (mostly hungover selfies and heavily-filtered photos of food someone else has made, natch). (credit:Instagram/Lauren Goodger)