Saint(01 of26)
Open Image ModalLaura WhitmoreHallelujah! MTV siren had the luck o’ the Irish and scored one of the chicest looks for the night. Channeling Gatsby style but adding the modern metallic clutch puts Whitmore at the top of my disciple list. (credit:Getty Images)
Sinner(02 of26)
Open Image ModalGemma Collins OMHolyG. TOWIE girls can now go glamping anywhere in this new top of the range tent frock. Just not in front of my rectory. Say five Hail Missonis and for the love of God, hire a tailor. (credit:Getty Images)
Saint(03 of26)
Open Image ModalPaula LanePaula Lane, hallowed be thy name. So excited to see some supernatural goth chic tonight. Not sure about the cat fur ball corsage, but nobody’s perfect. Except me. (credit:Getty Images)
Sinner(04 of26)
Open Image ModalLucy MecklenburghOK Meckers, I’m totes all about the new hair, but you’ve totally stepped off the fishtail edge and into swamp monster of the deep. Abandon ship! (credit:Getty Images)
Saint(05 of26)
Open Image ModalTess DalyThank God Chris de Burgh wasn’t around or he would have broken into song. Heavenly frock and I have to tip my diamante bishop’s hat for the orange-red lipstick straight off the PFW runway. (credit:Getty Images)
Sinner(06 of26)
Open Image ModalTulisaLord save us. After barging to the front of the backstage toilet queue before leaving, Tulisa somehow managed to tuck her skirt into her coin slot. Karma’s a mare. (credit:Getty Images)
Saint(07 of26)
Open Image ModalMichelle KeeganOh happy day! Big night for Corrie, big night for metallic Michelle. Trend combos are usually in my book of sins, but Keegan makes sci-fi hologram work with zoo snakeskin effect. Red carpet miracle. (credit:Getty Images)
Sinner(08 of26)
Open Image ModalCheyenne PidgleyOMHolyG What in the name of Jesus..... Sorry, what’s that? The bride from My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding? OK then. Moving swiftly on. (credit:Getty Images)
Saint(09 of26)
Open Image ModalMichelle HeatonAbsolution fabulous! Could Michelle be just a little more amaze in heavenly. Hologram?! This is one of my faves, even though she accused me of trying to nab her purse in the press room. I was just borrowing it to show a friend, OK?! (credit:Getty Images)
Sinner(10 of26)
Open Image ModalElla HendersonYikes. Ella is perhaps attempting cutesy but has fallen into frumpy territory. Tutu skirts and crop jackets are also so last season. Ell, your penance is to say four Hail Marc Jacobs and have a fishtail on the next time I see you. (credit:Getty Images)
Saint(11 of26)
Open Image ModalPeter Andre and Emily MacDonaghAmen to Andre! Someone has come a long way since Mysterious Girl! His finest accessory totes is his lady companion: respect to the classic lace LBD. (credit:Getty Images)
Sinner(12 of26)
Open Image ModalNiki Sanderson Saints preserve us. As the nation is swept by the norovirus, Niki’s dress seems to have contracted some kind of fungal infection. I shall douse you in holy water and pray for a speedy recovery. (credit:Getty Images)
Saint(13 of26)
Open Image ModalChristine BleakleyAs your hunky hubby-to-be may say: Back of the net. Orange-red had totes taken over from red carpet-red and Bleakley can stand proud as one of my NTA faves. (credit:Getty Images)
Sinner(14 of26)
Open Image ModalFaye TozerI have only two things to say:1. Front crotch2. Leg bombLet us pray. (credit:Getty Images)
Saint(15 of26)
Open Image ModalNatalie AndersonPraise Jacobs! Some green at last. While finishing off my last Baileys coffee flask, I was afeared that no one would be donning this season’s ‘it’ colour. Emerald and Emmerdale sound heavenly together. Just as good as Nat looked in this cut out number. (credit:Getty Images)
Sinner(16 of26)
Open Image ModalCaroline FlackSaints preserve us poor old frumpy Flack missed the mark with this red carpet meh. It could just about pass at our Sunday Service tea party, but NTAs are your Oscars lady, show some respect. Flack needs floor length like I need another Mr. Chow flirtini. (credit:Getty Images)
Saint(17 of26)
Open Image ModalNicole ScherzingerThat’s why the lady is a vamp! The only Pussy Cat Doll we’ll ever remember brought LBD to evangelical levels. (credit:Getty Images)
Sinner(18 of26)
Open Image ModalHolly WilloughbyWillowy more like! Where are you gone oh Holy Holly? What are you doing going for safe over sass!? Say three Our Fendis and get some colour block happening! (credit:Getty Images)
Saint(19 of26)
Open Image ModalJacqueline JossaI am loving Jossa’s vamp version of all nude. A little trail, a little glitter and a little clutch. The holy trinity is complete. (credit:Getty Images)
Sinner(20 of26)
Open Image ModalJoanna LumleyJo Jo, yes you are a style icon, yes you are the reason I started wearing leopard print and a snarl, but that doesn’t mean you can show up for your lifetime achievement award in an Ab Fab frock. Fear not. I would forgive you anything, and would still sell my soul to have pins like that. (credit:Getty Images)
Saint(21 of26)
Open Image ModalReggie YatesLet’s give it up for the boys! Yates is on fire with a nude suit jacket and (I can’t believe I’m saying this) the loafers work! (credit:Getty Images)
Sinner(22 of26)
Open Image ModalJenni FalconerForgive her Father they know not what they do. There was full silver sequin carnage at the Golden Globes and poor Jenni is another casualty. Swampy slimy silver is not working this award season. Stop trying. (credit:Getty Images)
Saint(23 of26)
Open Image ModalRachel BrightRespect to Rachel for bringing a touch of East London street chic to the red carpet. How can I not put her on the saint list with that divine crucifix pendant? (credit:Getty Images)
Sinner(s)(24 of26)
Open Image ModalJoey Essex (left) and Sam Faiers. Holy God. Joey’s bouffant has now evolved to full on soufflé on steroids. It’s also a good gauge when you’re a deeper tan colour than your girlfriend. Repent! (credit:Getty Images)
Saint(25 of26)
Open Image ModalHelen FlanaganBless you, my kitty eared child. I shall raise Helen up here for putting a best fashion paw forward and risking pattern with nudes. Now go and work on your pose, my child. (credit:Getty Images)
Sinner(26 of26)
Open Image ModalKimberley WalshForgive me Godly Girls Aloud, but I must condemn your sister here. It’s negligee meets Robocop and poor Kimmy is caught in the middle. I am thinking of you my child, and I still totes love your Pandora charm bracelet you sent me! (credit:Getty Images)