1. Louise Thompson sheds a tear (01 of10)
Open Image ModalDon't get us wrong, Louise is one of our fave SW3 residents, but she loves a good cry, doesn’t she? Quite frankly, we’re surprised she’s not scored a deal with a waterproof mascara brand. (credit:E4)
2. Jamie Laing and Proudlock shout ‘boi’ at each other (02 of10)
Open Image ModalThese two are incapable of having a conversation without first screaming ‘boi’ until they look as if they’re going to pass out. While it would be fantastic if they’ve managed to grow up a bit, we doubt it’s going to happen. (credit:E4)
3. A cheating allegation(03 of10)
Open Image ModalWe obviously missed the memo that said cheating on your significant other is the activity-du-jour but, not to worry, the cast of ‘MIC’ have it covered. The series 7 trailer suggests Alex Mytton is going to be the guilty party this year, which is distressing to say the least. (credit:E4)
4. Andy Jordan’s nostrils will get a mention (04 of10)
Open Image ModalAndy’s nasal passages have found unexpected fame on the show and even have their own Twitter account. They’re known for getting a bit animated whenever poor Andy is feeling a stressed, annoyed, happy, or sad. So actually, they flare all the time. (credit:E4)
5. Mark Francis will only appear in fabulous settings (05 of10)
Open Image ModalIt must be in Mark Francis’s contract that he’ll only film in places as beautiful as his hair - aside from that time they made him go to Camden, obvs. He’s still recovering from that dark, dark day. (credit:E4)
6. Stevie fails with the ladies (06 of10)
Open Image ModalManaging to woo someone into being his girlfriend in series 6 must have been a lucky fluke for this ‘MIC’ star. His chat-up lines are as successful as Spencer Matthew’s relationships normally and we reckon we’ll see Stevie return to (poor) form. (credit:E4)
7. A dramatic riverside walk (07 of10)
Open Image ModalSpencer Matthews is the king of awkwardly dumping women during a stroll along the Thames, but he’s not got anyone to bin off at the moment so someone else will need to step up. (credit:E4)
8. Victoria and Binky compete for the Best Hair prize (08 of10)
Open Image ModalCan someone tell us where these two get their ‘dos maintained, please? (credit:E4)
9. Spencer Matthews makes a promise he can’t keep (09 of10)
Open Image ModalWhile he seemed to make a breakthrough in last season’s therapy sessions, it was probably short-lived and Spenny will no doubt be back to his old tricks. (credit:E4)
10. A new character has history with one of the lads(10 of10)
Open Image ModalHave you ever noticed that none of the newcomers say: “oh, I just moved to London and need some new pals?” There are two very good reasons for this - 1. Chelsea property prices and 2. Would you try and infiltrate this group? - but wouldn’t it be nice if for once the newcomer was actually new, and not Jamie’s/Spencer’s/Andy’s ex-girlfriend? (credit:E4)