Saturday night’s (10 September) ‘X Factor’ is described by Simon Cowell as the show’s “wackiest” day in the 12 years the show has been on the air, and that is never more evident than when we’re introduced to Kazzy.
As Simon himself notes: “You’re in the right place.”
Sharon - who, let’s call a spade a spade, is no stranger to a bit of nip and tuck herself - jokes that Kazzy would be “hearing from her lawyers in the morning”, before the… erm… unique song kicks in.
Now, we’re not going to lie, Kazzy could possibly work on his diction, but from what we can gather, he is heard singing: “I smile and think how much I paid… I’m longing for the blade, so make me forever young... please doctor…”
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Sharon Osbourne
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No one can accuse Kazzy of not going all out for the occasion, dressed head to toe in pink including a wig, cape, tights and Converse, as well as a metallic mask, in keeping with the theme of the song.
Surprisingly, though, Kazzy isn’t even the most eccentric contestant in Saturday’s show, which also sees Michael Jackson fan Sanish Sambasvian trying to channel the King of Pop with a sequinned finger cover, and Beck Martin, who performs his original track ‘Friday Night’.
Find out how he gets on in Saturday’s round of ‘X Factor’ auditions, kicking off at 8pm.
'X Factor' Judges Through The Years
Series 1-3 (2004-2006)(01 of11)
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The original line-up: Sharon Osbourne, Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh (credit:ITV)
Series 4 (2007)(02 of11)
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All change: Dannii Minogue joins Simon Cowell and Sharon Osbourne, with Brian Freidman replacing Louis Walsh.Dermot O'Leary also replaces Kate Thornton as the show's host.
Series 4 (2007)(03 of11)
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The return of the Walsh: Louis makes a comeback after Brian Freidman is axed from the panel after only a few days of auditions.
Series 5-7 (2008-2010)(04 of11)
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The golden era: Cheryl Cole replaces Sharon Osbourne, joining Simon, Dannii and Louis.
Series 8 (2011)(05 of11)
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A mass exodus: Gary Barlow, Tulisa and Kelly Rowland join the only original remaining judge, Louis Walsh.
Series 9 (2012)(06 of11)
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Schermazing: Nicole Sherzinger replaces Kelly Rowland, joining Gary, Tulisa and Louis.
Series 10 (2013)(07 of11)
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She's BACK! Sharon Osbourne rejoins the panel after five years, replacing Tulisa and joining Louis, Gary and Nicole. (credit:Rex)
Series 11 (2014)(08 of11)
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REUNITED: Simon and Cheryl return alongside Louis Walsh and new judge Mel B. (credit:Syco/Thames/ITV)
Series 12 (2015)(09 of11)
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Bye bye Louis: Nick Grimshaw and Rita Ora replace Louis and Mel, as they join Simon and Cheryl on the panel. Meanwhile, Caroline Flack and Olly Murs step into Dermot's shoes as hosts. (credit:Twitter)
Series 13-14 (2016-17)(10 of11)
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A vintage line-up: Nicole, Louis and Sharon all stage sensational returns to the panel after the departures of Cheryl, Nick and Rita, while Dermot also returns as host. (credit:ITV)
Series 15 (2018)(11 of11)
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WTF?! Louis Tomlinson becomes the first former contestant to join the panel permanently, while Robbie joins the panel alongside his wife and 'Loose Women' panellist Ayda Field. (credit:Doug Peters/EMPICS Entertainment)