Cheryl Cole Married: Katie Hopkins Slams 'X Factor' Judge's Decision To Marry Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini After Just Three Months

Katie Slams Chezza's Marriage Announcement
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You’re not going to believe this, everyone. The famously shy and retiring Katie Hopkins has had something to say about the news everyone’s talking about, Cheryl Cole’s impromptu wedding to her new French beau Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini.

Nope, we can’t believe it either. We weren’t even aware Katie knew how to form an opinion. Good for her, this is real progress.

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Cheryl Cole

On Monday morning, Cheryl broke the news that she’d married Jean-Bernard in a private ceremony last week following a whirlwind romance of just three months, and while her fans have flooded Twitter with messages of congratulations, Katie is predictably gloomy about the whole thing.

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Katie Hopkins

The former Girls Aloud singer recently revealed during an appearance on ‘The Graham Norton Show’ that after recovering from malaria she’d developed a new “f*** it” attitude and decided to splash out on the floral tattoo on her backside - which we’re guessing was the same attitude she had when she decided to follow her heart and marry the handsome French man she’d met just months earlier.

It sounds like her private ceremony was a far cry from the lavish celebration she had for her first marriage to footballer Ashley Cole, who she eventually divorced in 2010 after a string of women came forward claiming to have slept with him.

In fact, rather than Cheryl calling up every magazine in town, the intimate ceremony was believed to have been attended by just four guest, including her mother, Joan Callaghan.

Cheryl is just one of many celebs Katie has been gunning for lately. She's previously criticised Kim Kardashian's parenting, Tom Daley's coming out video and Susanna Reid's presenting skills.

Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini: 9 Facts In 90 Seconds
Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini: 9 Facts In 90 Seconds(01 of09)
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Cheryl Cole first met Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini during the Cannes Film Festival, and just three months later she announced the news they'd married. But what else do we know about her new beau? (credit:Instagram/Cosy Box)
Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini: 9 Facts In 90 Seconds(02 of09)
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You might think after such a short time together the bilingual beauties might struggle with a language barrier - Jean-Bernard being French and everything - but it sounds like he's already picking up her North East twang, telling Grazia: "My English is better than her French but I teach her the words. Mainly the bad words! She teaches me the Geordie."Why aye, Chezza! (credit:Splash News)
Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini: 9 Facts In 90 Seconds(03 of09)
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Before settling down with Chezza, the restaurant owner had quite a reputation as a "ladies' man" and even took a gap year out of his studies which was specifically so he could party. At least he's honest, we suppose. (credit:FameFlyNet.uk.com)
Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini: 9 Facts In 90 Seconds(04 of09)
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He's clearly a romantic, as when Cheryl celebrated her birthday last month he decked out an entire room and covered it in seven bouquets of roses... and those are just the ones that were visible in her Instagram pic. At least it was better than Simon Cowell's gift of a striptease from a troupe of male strippers. (credit:Instagram)
Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini: 9 Facts In 90 Seconds(05 of09)
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And speaking of Simon, he's reportedly got the music mogul's seal of approval, and they're even believed to be talking about collaborating on future business ideas.A source told The Mirror: "Jean-Bernard is fascinated by the entertainment business, and Simon recognises him as a shrewd businessman with great qualities." That sounds like as close to a compliment as Simon is likely to give anyone... (credit:Instagram/Cheryl Cole)
Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini: 9 Facts In 90 Seconds(06 of09)
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He's clearly a fan of Cheryl's music, as he was spotted in the crowd at 'Britain's Got Talent' when she debuted her new single 'Crazy Stupid Love', and told Grazia: "It was good to see her performing. I was proud. Impressed? Yes - very, very impressed."We wonder what his favourite Girls Aloud song is? 'Can't Speak French', perhaps? (credit:Instagram/Cosy Box)
Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini: 9 Facts In 90 Seconds(07 of09)
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Although he splits his time between the French Riviera and St Barts, it's thought Jean-Bernard has moved into Cheryl's place here in Britain, which is probably just as well - her last relationship with dancer Tre Holloway reportedly ended because the star didn't want a long-distance relationship. (credit:Instagram/Cosy Box)
Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini: 9 Facts In 90 Seconds(08 of09)
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It sounds like Cheryl and Jean-Bernard's second wedding was a lot more subdued than her first - rather than calling up every magazine in town and shouting the news from the rooftops, their ceremony was attended by just four guests. In fact - how's this for privacy? - Jean-Bernard doesn't even have a Twitter account. (credit:Instagram/Cheryl Cole)
Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini: 9 Facts In 90 Seconds(09 of09)
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Given how quickly they tied the knot, it mightn't be long before we hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet, with a source telling the Sunday People: "It’s no secret she wants to settle down and have a family. Maybe this will be her chance." (credit:Splash News)