David McIntosh's Best Selfies(01 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "multi tasking is the key to success every good marine knows that. brushing teeth, whilst stretching"We say: Let it never be said he isn't talented (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(02 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "Decided to get massive for a month! 16st 10 (107kg) and growing the Devil dawgg is in town"We say: Just for the month, David? (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(03 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "On a mission to get massive again, being skinny is soooooooo last year"We say: Yeah... he's definitely too skinny. Sidenote: Matching his hat to his shorts - brilliant.. We like a man who can co-ordinate. (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(04 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "...feel the power feel the fashion"We say: That is a crop-top, David. It is hard to "feel the fashion" when you're serving us Sporty Spice realness. (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(05 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "Abs like this aren't created in the gym! but forged in the fiery pits of middle earth!"We say: Tolkien would be proud. (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(06 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: All you need to rule the world is a set of forearms and a six packWe say: This is probably why no one's voted David to be Prime Minister (yet...) (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(07 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: No body on earth does a set of leggings like @rufskindenim to sexy for this planet!We say: "Leggings" and "too sexy for this planet" in the same sentence. Alright then, David. (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(08 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: Have the urge to pose seen as I'm watching 300We say: He might think he's channeling Gerard Butler, but the way he's using his jacket as a shawl is giving us more Joan Collins, to be honest. (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(09 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: Thanks for my undies now I can prance round my living room all day longWe say: He's showing Kelly how a belfie is really done. (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(10 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: Were driving 120mph and still cracking a bicep pose that's how cool we areWe say: Both hands on the wheel, guys (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(11 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "Let's get ready for the weekend!!!!! 😎 make it extra spicy "We say: *mops brow* (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(12 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "Don't worry my sweet lady, I'll disable the evil Dr Noodlestien's death laser, and end his reign of terror for good. I'll be bck for tea & scones in no time at all"We say: Not a selfie, but we've had to include it for that ridiculous caption. (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(13 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "If this pose doesn't draw in the seagulls then I don't know what will. Come to your master birds fly ....flyyyyyyy my winged friends"We say: Again, not a selfie, but we admire - and are slightly fearful of - the way he thinks he can call birds over with his muscles. (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(14 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "All hail shoulder day....!!!! People say don't press behind ur neck - I say press the shit out of it, cos u get massive traps! If u get injured so what crack on and do so more, until that injury knows never to fuck ur training up again! ( this is not sound medical advice I will not be held accountable for broken backs)"We say: So pleased he clarified that working out until you injure yourself is not "sound medical advice". And there's us thinking he was Dr. McIntosh... (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(15 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "my beautiful wife to be she's one lucky lady eeekkkk x"We say: Oh he's so modest, innhe? (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(16 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: Morningggggg troops!We say: Good morning (we wish...) (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(17 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "Da big lads are off to hunt some rabbits..cats..people whatever gets in are paths"We say: Rabbits... cats... badgers...? (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(18 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: I've lost my mind due to heat stroke, who am I , where am I ? damnnnn you Zeus god of sun for this sizzling heatWe say: Oh... so it's Zeus's fault. Of course. (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(19 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "Beautiful place with a beautiful lady oh and a piece of pine oak yes rich old Edwardian pine oak! Shipped to these lands by king Richard himself in 1000 BC"We say: Just you wait till you go to Homebase, David. You'll hyperventilate. (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(20 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "Hi my names david"We say: Hiyaaaaaaaaaa! (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(21 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: The concentration on the face is the key to succesful abb poseWe say: And there's us thinking that the abs were the key to a successful "ab pose". (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(22 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "Naughty lil trim ready to hit NYC"We say: We can only hope and pray he's talking about a haircut. (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(23 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: Put down the room service and back up!!!! This gun is cocked and Im not gonna lie it may go off in Ur faceWe say: Is he being rude? It sounds like he's being rude. We'll leave that there. (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)
David McIntosh's Best Selfies(24 of24)
Open Image ModalDavid says: "LA living baby ✌️ real sweet real naughty"We say: Good hat. (credit:instagram.com/king_david85)