Lindsay Lohan reportedly wants to ditch the palm trees and sunshine of LA and move to go old Laaandan town, where she feels she can fly "under the radar".
We all know Lindsay likes a party, so if she wants to ditch her SUV we reckon Shoreditch is the perfect place for her to call home.
Presuming everyone in East London's nightlife hotspot is too cool to bat an eyelid over Linds rocking up in her Ray Bans at the local pop-up bar, we think she'll fit in nicely.
Really, we want Lindsay to get back to making fun films and if that means she needs some escapism in London, come on over.
Here are five other stars we want in our capital...
Stars Who Should Live In London
Ryan Gosling(01 of05)
Open Image ModalRyan Gosling should definitely move to Clapham. Like, right now. He loves to walk his dog, which means he'll fit right in on the Common. He also looks very good in a vest top, as do many of the other overseas visitors, mostly Australian, in Clapham. And we reckon the US star will enjoy catching up with his 'friendly' British fans over an organic coffee on the high street. (credit:Splash)
Justin Bieber(02 of05)
Open Image ModalJustin Bieber needs a wake-up call. It's about time he realised he's not the most important thing on this planet and we reckon living in London's tough-talking Brixton will give him just that. After a few visits to Brixton police station for his 'wild' behaviour and, umm, alleged drug use, we reckon he'll straighten out his ways. (credit:AP)
Jay Z and Beyonce(03 of05)
Open Image ModalBeyonce and Jay Z demand nothing but the finest things in life and for that they should move to Mayfair. Jay-Z can open a spin-off to his New York nightclub, Bungalow 8, in central London and we'll get a decent venue to go to instead of all those pretentious 'champagne sparkler' nightclubs in the area. What else will London gain from Bey and Jay in the capital? Hopefully lots of impromptu appearances at karaoke venues, like they recently made in Miami, and plenty of sightings of the super cute Blue Ivy rocking the latest designer toddler wear. Aww. (credit:AP)
Jennifer Lawrence (04 of05)
Open Image ModalSharon Osbourne(05 of05)
Open Image ModalGranted, Sharon Osbourne does already own a home in Britain but we think she and her family need to move back from LA permanently. Where would such a faaaabulous woman live? Chelsea darling, of course. Not only do we want the Osbourne clan back because they're British through and through, but we need to see more pictures of Shazza out on the town, cackling in her infectious way as she falls out of clubs with her X Factor chum Nicole Scherzinger. (credit:Getty Images)