Anastasia(01 of18)
Open Image ModalAnastasia, it's time to book an appointment at the laser removal clinic. (credit:REX)
Cheryl Cole(02 of18)
Open Image ModalWe get it Cheryl - you're an English rose. But do they have to be that big? (credit:Getty)
Chris Brown (03 of18)
Open Image ModalIn a move that was ugly on several levels, real-man-impersonator and least-deserving-celebrity-of-all-time Chris Brown got a picture of a woman's battered face tattooed onto his neck months after battering a woman's face with his bare fists. (credit:GETTY)
Eminem(04 of18)
Open Image ModalSlim Shady's insistence on putting daughter Hailie Mathers in his songs was bad enough. This tattoo of her is embarrassing parenting taken a step too far. (credit:PA)
Eva Longoria(05 of18)
Open Image ModalThere's nothing wrong with Eva's (now removed) 'Nine' tattoo per say, except that it represents the folly of getting inked in tribute to your partner - in this case basketball player Tony Parker, jersey number 9 - when they end up cheating on you. (credit:PA)
Harry Styles(06 of18)
Open Image ModalHarry's tatts all look like they've been scribbled on the back of a biology exercise book in Biro by a fidgety teenager. Quite apt, really. (credit:Twitter)
Hayden Panettiere (07 of18)
Open Image ModalLike a job application or a witty riposte, the first run of getting words tattooed onto yourself is to make sure it is spelled properly. Heroes star Hayden stumbled at this first hurdle with her Italian phrase which was meant to say 'live without regrets'. She has since admitted regretting the tattoo. (credit:PA)
Justin Bieber (08 of18)
Open Image ModalNothing wrong with an owl, we suppose... represents knowledge and wisdom... good at hunting... it's just that this one likes a bit, well, crap. (credit:Twitter)
Justin Bieber 2 (09 of18)
Open Image Modal...and while we're at it, Justin, getting the name of your own album tattooed on your arm is a bit naff - not least of all because you're bound to get older and want to move away from your pop origins into making 'proper music'. Just sayin'. (credit:REX)
Katie Price(10 of18)
Open Image ModalWe know Pricey is fond of a wedding, but this is just ridiculous... (credit:Twitter)
Liam Payne(11 of18)
Open Image ModalIt's one direction alright - down your forearm towards your hand. Why, we have no idea.
Louis Tomlinson(12 of18)
Open Image ModalWhat is it with 1D and their doodles?!
Mark Wahlberg (13 of18)
Open Image ModalIrony or no irony, a tattoo of your own name is NEVER cool. (credit:REX)
Megan Fox (14 of18)
Open Image ModalThe problem with getting a line from King Lear tattooed on your back is that everyone, forever, is going to ask about it, and you're going to have to say 'It's a quote from Shakespeare'. Which is a line that's impossible to say without sounding like a pretentious t**t. (credit:PA)
Mike Tyson (15 of18)
Open Image ModalIt's on your face Mike. Enough said. (credit:PA)
Pamela Anderson (16 of18)
Open Image ModalWould you get a tattoo reminding everyone of your most embarrassing failure? Of course not. So why Pamela Anderson has one that screams: 'I starred Barbed Wire one of the biggest commercially and critical flops of all time', we have no idea. (credit:PA)
Steve-O(17 of18)
Open Image ModalThe Jackass star got his own face tattooed on his back, which is a lot of pain to go through for a joke.
Zayn Malik(18 of18)
Open Image Modal"I got a mic on my arm cos, y'know, I'm all about music". O-kay...